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Boston Red Sox Dog Collar
A Gargoyle with a Boston Red Sox Dog Collar?
With his Boston Red Sox dog collar, Fido can act as the
ever-vigilant watch dog guarding against the return of
the Curse of the Bambino and saving his favorite team
from another century of trouble. The famous curse that
kept the Sox from winning a World Series for over 80
years finally disappeared when they won the series in
2004. But what if it should return?
Humans have their own ways of keeping the dreaded sports
curse away from their favorite teams. Some eat their
special food, some wear their foam fingers, and some
dont change their underwear throughout the entire
season. As an alternative to poor hygiene, consider
placing a guard dog by the sofa. With his sporty Boston
Red Sox Dog collar, he can certainly serve as mans best
friend - guarding his owners drink while he makes the
halftime dash, cleaning up the cheese puffs that fall on
the floor when he stands and cheers, and hopefully
keeping a wary eye open for the return of the Curse of
the Bambino.
Besides guarding against a losing streak, a Boston Red
Sox dog collar also helps Fido become part of the
family. Its not uncommon to see Mom and Dad wearing
their matching Boston Red Sox polo shirts while Junior
breaks in the bill on his new Boston Red Sox ball cap,
and Princess waves her Boston Red Sox pom pon in the
air. But what is Fido to do? Without thumbs, the pom pon
only serves as a stringy chew toy, the ball cap wont
stay on his head, and the shirts are too tight around
his middle. But with his Boston Red Sox dog collar, Fido
can once again be part of the family as they pose for
family pictures each dressed in support of their
favorite team.
With his new Boston Red Sox dog collar, Fido can serve
as the mascot at tailgate parties and family picnics.
Nothing draws people together (or pulls them apart) like
sports. For many, the quality of a person is defined by
the logo on their ball cap. In Fidos case, his
friendliness is complimented by his sportswear.
Fido will be the life of the party when he walks in with
his Boston Red Sox dog collar. Everyone there will love
his team spirit and will give him the attention he so
enjoys the pats on the head, the friendly
conversation, and hopefully a bit of chili cheese fries.
In addition, a diligent owner can teach him to chase
away anything with a New York Yankees dog collar even
furthering his popularity at parties.
Fido cant join his owners at the ballpark or the sports
bar, but with his Boston Red Sox dog collar, he can be
there in spirit. Whether hes showing a curse whos the
boss, showing team spirit, or just showing off, Fido
loves his new Boston Red Sox dog collar and he looks
fantastic in it.
About the Author
Abe Gardea is a full-time freelance writer and a
regular contributor to http://www.my-dog-collar.com
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